Green Eggs & Ham
1 cup ham, diced
2 tablespoons chives, diced
2 tablespoons milk
1 1/2 tablespoons parmesan, grated
3 drops green food coloring
In small bowl, scramble all ingredients together, using a whisk. Pour into a hot pan (use a bit off cooking spray if needed) and continue to whisk until the eggs are set, 3-5 minutes. Plate and serve.
You could eat this on a plate. We did, we did when we ate. You could eat this with some toast, you could make it as a host. Did you see how long it took, to April fool you while we cook?